1 00:00:05,271 --> 00:00:07,740 Danas sam ponosna proslaviti otvorenje 2 00:00:07,775 --> 00:00:09,575 o nečemu za što nikad nisam čuo- 3 00:00:09,610 --> 00:00:12,478 prijelaz za divlje životinje na autocesti. 4 00:00:12,479 --> 00:00:14,581 Sada je ovdje djevojčica čije dosađivanje 5 00:00:14,582 --> 00:00:17,716 napravio je ovo što god-ovo-je stvarnost, 6 00:00:17,752 --> 00:00:19,551 Lisa Simpson. 7 00:00:19,587 --> 00:00:22,554 Ovaj kopneni most omogućit će životinje za sigurnu migraciju 8 00:00:22,555 --> 00:00:24,891 i okončati sudare koji su okrenuli naše autoceste 9 00:00:24,892 --> 00:00:27,493 u pakleni krajolik prepun lešina. 10 00:00:27,528 --> 00:00:29,495 [navijanje] 11 00:00:30,631 --> 00:00:32,531 [životinje cvrkuću, huktaju] 12 00:00:33,768 --> 00:00:36,602 [uzdah] To je to, krzneni prijatelji. 13 00:00:36,603 --> 00:00:38,838 Migrirajte kamo god tvoje male šape, kopita, 14 00:00:38,839 --> 00:00:40,906 a kasači vas žele uzeti. 15 00:00:47,515 --> 00:00:48,647 [dašćući] 16 00:00:48,682 --> 00:00:51,617 Idu prema tvornica lijekova. 17 00:00:51,652 --> 00:00:53,585 [heavy metal glazba svira] 18 00:00:53,621 --> 00:00:55,611 -[životinje riču] -[uzvikujući] 19 00:00:55,956 --> 00:00:57,723 ? Bobketi na drogama? 20 00:00:57,758 --> 00:00:59,892 ? Žabe na drogama? 21 00:00:59,927 --> 00:01:01,794 ? Kojoti na drogama? 22 00:01:01,829 --> 00:01:05,864 ? Jelen na drogama...! ? 23 00:01:07,968 --> 00:01:10,636 Ovo je tvoj kran na drogama. 24 00:01:10,671 --> 00:01:13,605 Životinjski svijet Springfielda otišao je na loš put, 25 00:01:13,641 --> 00:01:16,742 gutajući nekoliko tona psihijatrijskih lijekova. 26 00:01:16,777 --> 00:01:18,644 Zmije na antipsihoticima 27 00:01:18,679 --> 00:01:20,813 sprijateljuje se sa štakorima na Zoloftu. 28 00:01:20,848 --> 00:01:23,515 Dabrovi na beta-blokatorima grade brane 29 00:01:23,551 --> 00:01:25,818 bez njihove uobičajene anksioznost izvedbe. 30 00:01:25,853 --> 00:01:28,854 Turtles mijenjaju Adderall jure prošlosti 31 00:01:28,889 --> 00:01:31,490 ohlađeni kunići na Klonopin. 32 00:01:31,525 --> 00:01:32,891 Pogledaj te kornjače kako idu. 33 00:01:32,927 --> 00:01:34,726 Amerika se vratila, dušo. 34 00:01:34,762 --> 00:01:36,495 Tata, pazi na cestu. 35 00:01:36,530 --> 00:01:37,663 Oh, točno. Vožnja. 36 00:01:37,664 --> 00:01:38,965 U redu, dečko, znaš vježbu. 37 00:01:38,966 --> 00:01:40,956 Ne mogu me popušiti u razgovor 38 00:01:40,968 --> 00:01:42,768 s Milhouseovim tatom gubitnikom, 39 00:01:42,803 --> 00:01:44,736 pa vam treba iskočiti iz auta 40 00:01:44,772 --> 00:01:46,939 bez mene dolazi do potpunog zaustavljanja. 41 00:01:47,660 --> 00:01:49,709 Nemoj me gurati. 42 00:01:49,710 --> 00:01:51,677 Pokušavam tempirati svoj skok. 43 00:01:51,712 --> 00:01:53,645 -Volim te, druže. -[gunđa] 44 00:01:55,649 --> 00:01:56,949 Aah! 45 00:01:58,586 --> 00:01:59,651 Hej, prijatelju. 46 00:01:59,652 --> 00:02:01,721 Dođi provjeriti ovu novu prskalicu koju sam kupio. 47 00:02:01,722 --> 00:02:04,756 Rotacija od 360, prijatelju. 48 00:02:04,792 --> 00:02:05,858 [uzdahne] 49 00:02:07,761 --> 00:02:09,495 Zapeo na 90? 50 00:02:09,530 --> 00:02:11,630 Radio je to jutros, kunem se 51 00:02:11,665 --> 00:02:12,715 [tutnjava] 52 00:02:14,735 --> 00:02:15,834 [vrištanje] 53 00:02:15,870 --> 00:02:17,870 Uđi ovamo ili ćeš biti zgažen. 54 00:02:17,905 --> 00:02:19,838 Zgažen, a? 55 00:02:19,874 --> 00:02:22,474 Smrt ili Kirk? 56 00:02:22,475 --> 00:02:23,510 Smrt? 57 00:02:23,511 --> 00:02:24,511 Ili Kirk? 58 00:02:24,512 --> 00:02:25,512 Smrt je to. 59 00:02:25,513 --> 00:02:26,513 [gunđa] 60 00:02:26,514 --> 00:02:27,613 ? ? 61 00:02:27,648 --> 00:02:30,616 Zbog ove tragične i nimalo-mojom-krivnjom stampedo 62 00:02:30,651 --> 00:02:31,917 uskočenih divljih životinja, 63 00:02:31,952 --> 00:02:35,521 potrebni su svi građani skloniti se na mjesto, 64 00:02:35,556 --> 00:02:38,724 barem do jazavaca siđi s Ritalina. 65 00:02:38,759 --> 00:02:41,760 [singsongy] Izgleda prespavat ćemo. 66 00:02:41,795 --> 00:02:43,862 Dječačka večer! 67 00:02:43,898 --> 00:02:45,631 -Joj! -Joj! 68 00:02:45,632 --> 00:02:46,666 [vrata se zatvaraju] 69 00:02:46,667 --> 00:02:47,900 Ne. 70 00:02:47,935 --> 00:02:50,836 Nadam se da je svima gladan špageta. 71 00:02:50,871 --> 00:02:52,504 -Mmm! -Mmm! 72 00:02:52,540 --> 00:02:53,739 I da to isperem, 73 00:02:53,774 --> 00:02:54,940 vodu za tjesteninu. 74 00:02:56,911 --> 00:02:58,977 [oboje stenju] 75 00:02:59,013 --> 00:03:01,813 Ti piješ vodu kuhaš rezance u? 76 00:03:01,849 --> 00:03:02,948 Zar ne svi? 77 00:03:02,983 --> 00:03:04,917 Sadrži sve hranjive tvari. 78 00:03:04,952 --> 00:03:07,686 Obožavam svoj noody sok. 79 00:03:07,721 --> 00:03:08,820 Ova obitelj je sranje. 80 00:03:08,856 --> 00:03:11,557 Sve što rade je drugačiji i pogrešan. 81 00:03:11,592 --> 00:03:14,526 Ispričavam se ići na wc? 82 00:03:14,562 --> 00:03:16,662 Trebate li namignuti ili napraviti? 83 00:03:16,697 --> 00:03:17,863 -Fuj! -Fuj! 84 00:03:17,898 --> 00:03:19,731 [Barney tiho zagunđa] 85 00:03:19,767 --> 00:03:21,600 [medvjed se zavija, stenje] 86 00:03:21,635 --> 00:03:22,801 [tiho jekne] 87 00:03:22,802 --> 00:03:24,571 [čovjek s ruskim naglaskom] Danas vam pokazujem kako 88 00:03:24,572 --> 00:03:26,872 vratiti punu rotaciju na glavi prskalice. 89 00:03:26,907 --> 00:03:29,541 Prvi korak, uklonite zaštitnu ploču. 90 00:03:29,577 --> 00:03:31,710 Zašto ne spavaš u tvojoj spavaćoj sobi? 91 00:03:31,745 --> 00:03:33,812 Oh, Luann mi ne dopušta spavati u našem krevetu 92 00:03:33,813 --> 00:03:35,949 'zbog mog noćnog znojenja i noćno prdenje 93 00:03:35,950 --> 00:03:38,817 a također i nešto što sam previše neugodno govoriti o tome. 94 00:03:38,852 --> 00:03:40,552 Uh-ha. 95 00:03:40,553 --> 00:03:41,921 Mogu li dobiti jedan od onih slanih kolačića? 96 00:03:41,922 --> 00:03:43,622 Imati cijeli rukav. 97 00:03:43,623 --> 00:03:46,759 Dobivam pet posto zaposlenika popust u tvornici krekera. 98 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:49,728 Uzeo sam to umjesto toga od mirovine. [smijeh] 99 00:03:49,729 --> 00:03:52,532 Marge mi ne dopušta jesti krekeri u krevetu 100 00:03:52,533 --> 00:03:53,933 jer namješta krevet sav mrvičast. 101 00:03:53,934 --> 00:03:55,734 Oh, čovječe. Tako to počinje. 102 00:03:55,735 --> 00:03:58,004 Sljedeće što znaš si ti ne možeš ni čarape skinuti 103 00:03:58,005 --> 00:03:59,738 u vlastitoj kući. 104 00:04:00,874 --> 00:04:03,508 [Luann] Kirk! Čarape! 105 00:04:03,544 --> 00:04:04,643 Mm... 106 00:04:08,649 --> 00:04:10,939 Pa, bilo je stvarno super imati vas dečki. 107 00:04:10,951 --> 00:04:13,685 Završit ćemo slagalica sljedeći put. 108 00:04:13,686 --> 00:04:14,954 -[okretanje motora] -Imamo kutove. 109 00:04:14,955 --> 00:04:16,555 To je teži dio! 110 00:04:17,625 --> 00:04:20,559 Oh, super. Sada radi punu rotaciju. 111 00:04:21,629 --> 00:04:23,695 I oni kažu "treperenje" umjesto "fijuk". 112 00:04:23,731 --> 00:04:24,930 Tko kaže "winkle"? 113 00:04:24,965 --> 00:04:27,466 Trebali bismo. Mislim da je slatko. 114 00:04:27,501 --> 00:04:28,867 Winkle. [smijeh] 115 00:04:28,902 --> 00:04:29,952 [zvoni na vratima] 116 00:04:31,872 --> 00:04:33,805 Oh, ne, to je on. ja nisam ovdje 117 00:04:36,810 --> 00:04:38,944 Oh, zdravo, Kirk. jesi dobro 118 00:04:38,979 --> 00:04:41,513 Ne gledaš tvoje najviše, hm... 119 00:04:41,548 --> 00:04:42,614 raščupan. 120 00:04:42,615 --> 00:04:43,983 Uh, to je zato Nisam spavao tjedan dana. 121 00:04:43,984 --> 00:04:45,952 Nisam mogao prestati razmišljati o tome kako kreker mrvice 122 00:04:45,953 --> 00:04:47,653 uništavaju vaš bračni krevet. 123 00:04:47,688 --> 00:04:48,954 Tko ti je to rekao? 124 00:04:48,989 --> 00:04:50,859 -Ne ja. -Hej, prijatelju. Stalno sam se pitao 125 00:04:50,860 --> 00:04:52,759 o tome kako bih mogao uštedjeti tvoj bespolni brak. 126 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:54,927 A onda neki tinejdžeri ispustio bombone jabuke na moj auto 127 00:04:54,928 --> 00:04:55,978 s nadvožnjaka. 128 00:04:55,996 --> 00:04:57,796 Nisu svi bili tinejdžeri. 129 00:04:57,831 --> 00:04:58,964 Mislim, reci nam više. 130 00:04:58,965 --> 00:05:00,566 Kad jabuke udario u moje vjetrobransko staklo, 131 00:05:00,567 --> 00:05:02,434 staklo je popucalo poput paučine 132 00:05:02,435 --> 00:05:03,803 ali nije poprskao nikakve krhotine. 133 00:05:03,804 --> 00:05:05,538 I to je kada Imao sam prosvetljenje- 134 00:05:05,539 --> 00:05:08,674 Mogao bih koristiti istu tehnologiju napraviti kreker bez mrvica. 135 00:05:08,709 --> 00:05:09,841 Kreker bez mrvica? 136 00:05:09,877 --> 00:05:11,510 To je ludilo. 137 00:05:11,511 --> 00:05:13,646 Sve što sam trebao učiniti bilo je stvarati novi jestivi polimer 138 00:05:13,647 --> 00:05:14,881 i ljepilo sigurno za usta. 139 00:05:14,882 --> 00:05:17,582 I nakon rada na tome 96 sati neprekidno, 140 00:05:17,618 --> 00:05:20,686 Smislio sam ovo. 141 00:05:20,721 --> 00:05:22,454 Zagrizi, prijatelju. 142 00:05:22,489 --> 00:05:23,889 ? ? 143 00:05:32,933 --> 00:05:35,767 [prigušeno] Čisto je puklo. 144 00:05:39,940 --> 00:05:41,606 Kirk Van Houten, 145 00:05:41,642 --> 00:05:43,642 učinio si nešto nevjerojatno. 146 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:44,727 Ne, Homere. 147 00:05:44,745 --> 00:05:47,446 Napravili smo nešto nevjerojatno. 148 00:05:52,001 --> 00:05:54,169 [prigušeno] Ovo je veliko, čovječe. 149 00:05:54,170 --> 00:05:55,271 [jasno] Jednostavno je teško da omotam glavu 150 00:05:55,272 --> 00:05:57,240 ideja krekera to se ne mrvi 151 00:05:57,241 --> 00:05:58,561 i ti koji nisi loš. 152 00:06:02,513 --> 00:06:05,414 O, da, koristio sam sisati prilično teško, da. 153 00:06:05,415 --> 00:06:08,117 Ali ti si me izvukao iz toga s tvojim briljantnim uvidom. 154 00:06:08,118 --> 00:06:11,219 A sada-sada te trebam uzeti skok vjere. 155 00:06:11,255 --> 00:06:12,387 Volim vjeru. 156 00:06:12,423 --> 00:06:15,157 To je najbolji način da se izvučete razmišljanja o stvarima. 157 00:06:15,192 --> 00:06:17,292 Napusti svoj posao i partner sa mnom 158 00:06:17,327 --> 00:06:20,395 u novom, vrhunskom tvrtka za krekere. 159 00:06:20,431 --> 00:06:21,481 Homer? 160 00:06:21,498 --> 00:06:23,532 Kreker brate? 161 00:06:23,567 --> 00:06:25,333 Idemo prošetati. 162 00:06:25,369 --> 00:06:27,402 Zamisli nešto za mene. 163 00:06:27,438 --> 00:06:29,204 Zamislite ovu ulicu 164 00:06:29,239 --> 00:06:31,473 je cijeli tvoj život. 165 00:06:31,508 --> 00:06:33,175 opa 166 00:06:34,344 --> 00:06:36,144 Neko vrijeme, tvoje postojanje 167 00:06:36,180 --> 00:06:38,113 bilo je prilično dobro. 168 00:06:38,148 --> 00:06:39,348 Ali onda su stvari postale teške 169 00:06:39,349 --> 00:06:42,250 i životni problemi počeo te tuširati 170 00:06:42,286 --> 00:06:44,453 sa svojim mrvicama. 171 00:06:45,522 --> 00:06:47,289 Posao. 172 00:06:47,324 --> 00:06:48,423 Dječak. 173 00:06:49,493 --> 00:06:51,093 kosa! 174 00:06:52,162 --> 00:06:55,230 Sve te mrvice koje si pretrpjela bili vrijedni toga, 175 00:06:55,265 --> 00:06:56,465 jer su te vodili 176 00:06:56,500 --> 00:06:59,201 na drugačiji put. 177 00:07:02,206 --> 00:07:04,473 I nakon što ga prohodamo, bit ćeš heroj 178 00:07:04,508 --> 00:07:06,074 svojoj obitelji... 179 00:07:06,110 --> 00:07:08,110 i svijetu. 180 00:07:08,111 --> 00:07:09,579 Želim podijeliti ovo putovanje s tobom 181 00:07:09,580 --> 00:07:12,447 jer ti si dobar čovjek. 182 00:07:12,483 --> 00:07:14,216 volim te 183 00:07:14,251 --> 00:07:16,118 I ja tebe volim. 184 00:07:16,153 --> 00:07:18,320 Reci mi, usuđuješ li se obrisati 185 00:07:18,355 --> 00:07:21,256 ove škrobne čestice od srama? 186 00:07:24,595 --> 00:07:26,528 Homere, hoćeš li mi se pridružiti 187 00:07:26,563 --> 00:07:29,097 ovom nepoznatom cestom? 188 00:07:31,201 --> 00:07:32,501 Imam samo jedno pitanje. 189 00:07:32,536 --> 00:07:34,102 Ako nema mrvica, 190 00:07:34,138 --> 00:07:36,104 što ti je to na majici? 191 00:07:36,140 --> 00:07:37,405 prhut. 192 00:07:37,441 --> 00:07:38,540 Ja sam za. 193 00:07:40,577 --> 00:07:42,577 Oprostite, gospodine, 194 00:07:42,613 --> 00:07:45,514 želite li kušati budućnost bljutave hrane? 195 00:07:47,384 --> 00:07:49,284 Mmm! Nije loše. 196 00:07:49,319 --> 00:07:50,519 I nema mrvica. 197 00:07:50,554 --> 00:07:53,255 Večeras ću imati najčišću bradu 198 00:07:53,290 --> 00:07:55,423 na neuspješnoj primopredaji meta. 199 00:07:56,627 --> 00:07:59,161 Sestre, ovo morate probati. 200 00:08:00,330 --> 00:08:02,531 Mmm, i bez mrvica. 201 00:08:02,566 --> 00:08:06,234 To je hrskava navika to ti neće pokvariti naviku. 202 00:08:06,270 --> 00:08:07,536 [sve] To je čudo. 203 00:08:07,571 --> 00:08:09,304 ? ? 204 00:08:09,339 --> 00:08:11,506 Slušajte, skupljači toaletnog papira 205 00:08:11,542 --> 00:08:13,508 i hot dog škrtice. 206 00:08:13,544 --> 00:08:16,244 Revolucija krekera je ovdje. 207 00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:18,180 [navijanje] 208 00:08:19,149 --> 00:08:21,249 Njam, ne mrvice. 209 00:08:21,285 --> 00:08:23,251 njam, ne mrvice. 210 00:08:23,287 --> 00:08:25,253 [svi pjevaju] Njam, a ne mrvice! 211 00:08:25,289 --> 00:08:27,222 Njam, a ne mrvice! 212 00:08:27,257 --> 00:08:28,456 Događa se. 213 00:08:28,492 --> 00:08:29,542 [gunđa] 214 00:08:31,195 --> 00:08:32,460 [dašćući, mrmljajući] 215 00:08:32,496 --> 00:08:34,429 Hm, Kirk, kao tvoj liječnik, 216 00:08:34,430 --> 00:08:36,432 Duboko sam zabrinut svojim ponašanjem. 217 00:08:36,433 --> 00:08:39,201 [smije se] Ostavio sam te poruka u vezi sa vašim- 218 00:08:39,236 --> 00:08:40,286 Ne sada, Doc. 219 00:08:40,304 --> 00:08:42,337 Moram promijeniti svijet. 220 00:08:42,372 --> 00:08:44,439 I nema mrvica. 221 00:08:44,474 --> 00:08:46,608 [navijanje] 222 00:08:46,643 --> 00:08:48,510 ? ? 223 00:08:54,484 --> 00:08:55,550 Dobre vijesti. 224 00:08:55,586 --> 00:08:58,353 Delta Airlines upravo naručio navlake za krekere 225 00:08:58,388 --> 00:09:00,255 za cijelu njihovu flotu. 226 00:09:00,290 --> 00:09:02,290 Postaje bez mrvica će ih spasiti 227 00:09:02,326 --> 00:09:05,193 1,5 milijuna dolara dnevno 228 00:09:05,229 --> 00:09:06,328 u troškovima čišćenja. 229 00:09:06,363 --> 00:09:07,529 [svi uzvikuju] 230 00:09:07,564 --> 00:09:09,130 Uh, gar�on, 231 00:09:09,131 --> 00:09:11,367 koliko je tvoj najskuplja boca vina? 232 00:09:11,368 --> 00:09:12,401 Četrdeset dolara. 233 00:09:12,402 --> 00:09:14,135 Snoopy je na boci. 234 00:09:14,136 --> 00:09:16,172 Ajme, to nije dovoljno dobro za moje prijatelje. 235 00:09:16,173 --> 00:09:19,507 Zbog čega sam kupio ovu bocu od 15.000 dolara 236 00:09:19,543 --> 00:09:21,343 na dražbi. 237 00:09:21,378 --> 00:09:23,111 [dašćući] 238 00:09:23,112 --> 00:09:25,414 Uh, dušo, nije li to malo skupo? 239 00:09:25,415 --> 00:09:26,616 Dušo, ako postoji jedno znam, 240 00:09:26,617 --> 00:09:29,217 to je da će uvijek biti biti dovoljno novca 241 00:09:29,253 --> 00:09:31,419 za sve zauvijek. 242 00:09:31,455 --> 00:09:35,090 Mi smo vječnost! 243 00:09:35,125 --> 00:09:37,292 Ništa ne odlazi. 244 00:09:39,329 --> 00:09:42,230 Tata, ti si malo čudno. 245 00:09:42,266 --> 00:09:44,399 Oh, Milhouse, tako si mudar. 246 00:09:44,434 --> 00:09:45,484 I, Luann, 247 00:09:45,502 --> 00:09:48,169 jednostavno si tako jebeno zgodna. 248 00:09:48,205 --> 00:09:50,305 Volio bih da sam ja taj jastog, 249 00:09:50,340 --> 00:09:53,575 samo tako vlažan i po tebi. 250 00:09:53,610 --> 00:09:55,510 Čini li se Kirk malo... 251 00:09:55,545 --> 00:09:57,279 bejazzled? 252 00:09:57,314 --> 00:10:00,448 Ššš, nedostajemo njegove briljantne spoznaje. 253 00:10:00,484 --> 00:10:02,384 Oh, jednostavno volim taj osjećaj 254 00:10:02,419 --> 00:10:04,586 tvog znoja koji dodiruje moj znoj. 255 00:10:04,621 --> 00:10:07,188 mmm... 256 00:10:07,224 --> 00:10:08,323 ooh Ooh, da. 257 00:10:08,358 --> 00:10:10,258 Mm-hmm. Oh, da. 258 00:10:10,259 --> 00:10:12,228 Oh, daj da bolje pogledam na tebe, dušo. 259 00:10:12,229 --> 00:10:13,279 dođi ovamo dođi ovamo 260 00:10:14,498 --> 00:10:17,132 - Budite oprezni. -[gasps] Dušo, molim te. 261 00:10:17,167 --> 00:10:19,601 Oh, hajde, dušo. Protresite svoj Milhouse-maker. 262 00:10:19,636 --> 00:10:21,569 Želim lupati 263 00:10:21,605 --> 00:10:24,606 cijeli svijet! 264 00:10:24,641 --> 00:10:27,142 šesnaest, 17, 265 00:10:27,177 --> 00:10:28,576 18, 19... 266 00:10:28,612 --> 00:10:30,378 Nevjerojatno. 267 00:10:30,379 --> 00:10:32,615 Ne znam što se događa s gospodinom Van Houtenom. 268 00:10:32,616 --> 00:10:34,416 Kao da je na nečemu. 269 00:10:34,451 --> 00:10:36,418 Više kao da mu je nešto skrenulo. 270 00:10:36,453 --> 00:10:39,254 Vidite, Kirk pati od bipolarnog poremećaja. 271 00:10:39,255 --> 00:10:40,389 I ostao je bez lijekova 272 00:10:40,390 --> 00:10:41,590 tijekom farmaceutska nestašica 273 00:10:41,591 --> 00:10:45,193 uzrokovano tim užasnim nepromišljeno križanje divljih životinja. 274 00:10:45,228 --> 00:10:46,494 [tiho stenje] 275 00:10:46,530 --> 00:10:48,363 A kad opskrba drogom vratio se, 276 00:10:48,398 --> 00:10:50,265 Kirk je odbio da se vrati na svoje lijekove 277 00:10:50,300 --> 00:10:53,635 jer se osjećao kao, citiram, "Superman surfa po uraganu." 278 00:10:53,670 --> 00:10:57,505 Bojim se da tvoj prijatelj sada je dobro u maničnoj fazi. 279 00:10:57,541 --> 00:10:59,307 Hm, dr. Hibbert, 280 00:10:59,343 --> 00:11:01,343 trebao bi biti govori nam sve ovo? 281 00:11:01,378 --> 00:11:02,510 Vjerojatno ne. 282 00:11:02,546 --> 00:11:05,347 Ali upravo sam ih imao pet mac and cheese ball martini. 283 00:11:05,382 --> 00:11:07,552 pretpostavljam povjerljivost liječnik-pacijent 284 00:11:07,584 --> 00:11:10,385 nema šanse protiv duboko prženog džina. 285 00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:12,153 [smijeh] 286 00:11:12,189 --> 00:11:13,421 Osjećam se užasno. 287 00:11:13,457 --> 00:11:16,324 Mora se vratiti na njegove lijekove. 288 00:11:16,360 --> 00:11:18,393 Kirk je ozbiljno bolestan. 289 00:11:18,428 --> 00:11:22,263 Marge, upravo si imala čašu vina od 3000 dolara. 290 00:11:22,299 --> 00:11:24,199 Kako je to bolest? 291 00:11:24,234 --> 00:11:25,467 Da, Kirk vlada. 292 00:11:25,468 --> 00:11:27,536 On je kao Joker u onim sjajnim filmovima o Batmanu 293 00:11:27,537 --> 00:11:29,137 gdje nema Batmana. 294 00:11:29,172 --> 00:11:30,538 Prema DSM-5, 295 00:11:30,574 --> 00:11:32,374 bipolarni poremećaj tipa I 296 00:11:32,409 --> 00:11:34,509 uzrokuje mjesečnice, ushićeno ponašanje 297 00:11:34,544 --> 00:11:38,179 nakon čega slijede razdoblja pada očaja i beznađa. 298 00:11:38,215 --> 00:11:39,314 Dečki, čekajte! 299 00:11:39,349 --> 00:11:41,149 Moram ti nešto reći. 300 00:11:42,185 --> 00:11:44,219 Hvala što si došao, prijatelju. 301 00:11:44,254 --> 00:11:45,884 [gunđa] Stvarno to cijenim. 302 00:11:47,357 --> 00:11:50,225 Ja ni ne živim u ovom smjeru! [smijeh] 303 00:11:54,531 --> 00:11:56,197 Bok, Luann. 304 00:11:56,233 --> 00:11:59,467 Htio sam razgovarati o Kirkovo ponašanje sinoć. 305 00:11:59,503 --> 00:12:01,403 Činilo se malo, uh, 306 00:12:01,438 --> 00:12:03,171 bez lijekova? 307 00:12:03,206 --> 00:12:05,240 Oh, točno. Kirkov "poremećaj". 308 00:12:05,241 --> 00:12:06,575 Ispostavilo se da postoji lijek... 309 00:12:06,576 --> 00:12:08,376 novac. 310 00:12:08,412 --> 00:12:10,311 To bi bilo sve, Cashingtone. 311 00:12:10,347 --> 00:12:12,280 Ali zar nisi zabrinut da... 312 00:12:12,315 --> 00:12:15,150 Da neću moći kako bi ga držao seksualno zadovoljnim? 313 00:12:15,185 --> 00:12:16,284 Naravno da jesam. 314 00:12:16,319 --> 00:12:18,453 Vodili smo ljubav četiri puta danas. 315 00:12:18,488 --> 00:12:22,257 Pet, ako računate vrijeme odveo me u Panera Bread. 316 00:12:22,292 --> 00:12:24,225 Zašto to ne biste računali? 317 00:12:24,261 --> 00:12:26,294 Slušaj, Marge, Znam da si samo ovdje 318 00:12:26,329 --> 00:12:28,229 jer želiš spavati s Kirkom. 319 00:12:28,265 --> 00:12:29,597 ja ne. 320 00:12:29,633 --> 00:12:32,567 Stvarno? Upravo je postao manjinski vlasnik 321 00:12:32,602 --> 00:12:34,402 Calgary Flamesa. 322 00:12:34,438 --> 00:12:36,404 Nisu bili dobri godinama. 323 00:12:36,405 --> 00:12:37,640 Zar nisi barem zabrinut 324 00:12:37,641 --> 00:12:40,408 o tome kako ovo mogao utjecati na Milhousea? 325 00:12:40,444 --> 00:12:41,576 Pogledaj me. 326 00:12:41,611 --> 00:12:43,311 Ja sam tata. 327 00:12:43,346 --> 00:12:44,579 [gunđanje] 328 00:12:44,580 --> 00:12:45,648 -[pad] -[staklo se razbija] 329 00:12:45,649 --> 00:12:47,283 [kratak smijeh] To će biti 330 00:12:47,284 --> 00:12:49,150 problem internata. 331 00:12:49,151 --> 00:12:50,419 [domaćin] Gledate CNBC: 332 00:12:50,420 --> 00:12:53,254 Krekeri, Ništa osim mreže krekera. 333 00:12:53,290 --> 00:12:54,489 Ja sam Harper Poppyseed, 334 00:12:54,524 --> 00:12:57,192 -a ovo je Crunchtime uživo. -[krckanje] 335 00:12:57,193 --> 00:13:00,262 Danas razgovaramo s genijem iza krekera bez mrvica, 336 00:13:00,263 --> 00:13:03,298 Kirk Van Houten i njegov suosnivač, Homer Simpson. 337 00:13:03,333 --> 00:13:06,167 Vaš brend Kirkers sada kontrolira šest posto 338 00:13:06,168 --> 00:13:07,436 nacionalnog tržišta soli. 339 00:13:07,437 --> 00:13:09,247 Kakvi su vam planovi za proširenje? 340 00:13:09,248 --> 00:13:10,573 Nemamo plan za proširenje. 341 00:13:10,574 --> 00:13:12,373 Imamo plan za dominaciju. 342 00:13:12,409 --> 00:13:14,409 Jedem nebodere. 343 00:13:14,444 --> 00:13:16,411 Hm, što moj kolega kaže 344 00:13:16,446 --> 00:13:19,314 je da imamo plan za odmjeren, stabilan rast. 345 00:13:19,349 --> 00:13:21,516 Što je ovo? Mrzim to. 346 00:13:21,551 --> 00:13:23,284 Mislite li na burzovni ticker? 347 00:13:23,320 --> 00:13:25,253 Oh, vidi, to je Cheez-Its. 348 00:13:25,288 --> 00:13:28,289 Oh, ti Cheddar chumps odbio me za posao 349 00:13:28,325 --> 00:13:29,375 prije sedam godina. 350 00:13:29,376 --> 00:13:30,392 Hej, 'Zits. 351 00:13:30,393 --> 00:13:32,227 Reci mi kakvog je okusa moja guzica. 352 00:13:32,228 --> 00:13:33,529 Pa, to je sve vrijeme koje imamo. 353 00:13:33,530 --> 00:13:34,610 Hvala što ste nam se pridružili. 354 00:13:34,631 --> 00:13:37,365 G. Van Houten, vaši konkurenti recimo svoj proizvod 355 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:38,600 nije sve puknuto- 356 00:13:38,601 --> 00:13:40,469 Hoćemo li stvarno pričati o krekerima 357 00:13:40,470 --> 00:13:42,638 kad je čovječanstvo na rubu izumiranja 358 00:13:42,639 --> 00:13:45,573 a ja sam jedini tko nas može spasiti? 359 00:13:45,609 --> 00:13:47,308 [tiho se nasmije] oprostite? 360 00:13:47,309 --> 00:13:49,545 Jednom temperature na Zemljinoj površina postaje smrtonosna, 361 00:13:49,546 --> 00:13:52,447 trebamo prevoziti građane do dna oceana 362 00:13:52,482 --> 00:13:54,482 korištenjem velike brzine vodena raketa. 363 00:13:54,518 --> 00:13:56,417 Oh. O moj Bože. 364 00:13:56,453 --> 00:13:59,554 G. Van Houten, vaše dionice pao preko 60% 365 00:13:59,589 --> 00:14:01,289 od početka našeg intervjua. 366 00:14:01,324 --> 00:14:03,358 I čovječanstvo treba strmoglavo pasti 367 00:14:03,393 --> 00:14:06,361 2000 hvati do dna oceana. 368 00:14:06,396 --> 00:14:09,130 Financirajte Aqua Rocket sada! 369 00:14:09,165 --> 00:14:11,533 Oh. Više nije sigurno za mene biti ovdje. 370 00:14:11,568 --> 00:14:13,268 [viče, gunđa] 371 00:14:13,303 --> 00:14:16,137 jao To nije pravi grad. 372 00:14:16,172 --> 00:14:18,273 Homere, ne osjećam se dobro. 373 00:14:24,013 --> 00:14:25,213 Hej, prijatelju. 374 00:14:25,248 --> 00:14:26,347 Što radiš? 375 00:14:26,383 --> 00:14:28,216 Provjera vremena. 376 00:14:28,251 --> 00:14:29,384 Sivo i oblačno. 377 00:14:29,419 --> 00:14:31,152 Osvježiti. 378 00:14:31,187 --> 00:14:32,420 Sivo i oblačno. 379 00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:33,988 Osvježiti. 380 00:14:33,989 --> 00:14:38,427 Znate kako neki ljudi razmišljaju ti si nešto što se zove bipolarni? 381 00:14:38,428 --> 00:14:42,163 Ne mene. Ali ovo bi moglo biti drugi pol. 382 00:14:42,198 --> 00:14:45,066 Mislim da ću prestani prati moje zube. 383 00:14:46,369 --> 00:14:48,202 Ovo je FBI! 384 00:14:48,238 --> 00:14:49,288 Imamo nalog. 385 00:14:53,076 --> 00:14:54,409 Zašto je FBI ovdje? 386 00:14:54,444 --> 00:14:57,412 Uh, jer sam ukrao novac iz tvrtke krekera 387 00:14:57,447 --> 00:14:59,180 za financiranje Aqua Rocket, 388 00:14:59,215 --> 00:15:03,051 a sada smo istražio SEC. 389 00:15:03,086 --> 00:15:05,320 [uzdah] Komisija za slano jelo? 390 00:15:05,355 --> 00:15:07,322 Ne, ne, ne, ne! 391 00:15:07,357 --> 00:15:10,325 Hm, moja ruka miriše na sir. 392 00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:12,327 [Marge] Što se dovraga događa? 393 00:15:12,362 --> 00:15:15,012 Pa, Kirk je krao novac od tvrtke 394 00:15:15,013 --> 00:15:17,433 za financiranje podvodnog super broda to ne postoji. 395 00:15:17,434 --> 00:15:19,434 Pa svi su prestravljeni. 396 00:15:19,469 --> 00:15:21,336 Čim je FBI došao, 397 00:15:21,371 --> 00:15:23,237 Bart je otrčao gore. 398 00:15:23,273 --> 00:15:25,306 Ne federalci, ne federalci. 399 00:15:28,011 --> 00:15:31,045 Znaš kako sam te upozoravao o tome kako je Kirk bio bipolaran? 400 00:15:31,081 --> 00:15:33,247 Ja sam bio taj- N-Nisi- 401 00:15:33,248 --> 00:15:34,316 Oh! 402 00:15:34,317 --> 00:15:36,117 U redu je, u redu je. 403 00:15:36,152 --> 00:15:37,285 opraštam ti. 404 00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:39,420 imam plan da sve bude kako treba. 405 00:15:39,456 --> 00:15:41,356 Što biste uopće mogli učiniti? 406 00:15:41,391 --> 00:15:44,025 Moram podnijeti pad za Kirkove zločine. 407 00:15:44,060 --> 00:15:46,427 Naša obitelj je u ruševinama! 408 00:15:46,463 --> 00:15:49,030 Ne, ne. Vidi, ako Kirk ode u zatvor, 409 00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:50,432 tvrtka krekera je bezvrijedan. 410 00:15:50,433 --> 00:15:52,100 Ali ako priznam, 411 00:15:52,135 --> 00:15:54,435 naše udjele u poslu učinit će nas bogatima. 412 00:15:54,471 --> 00:15:56,404 Nikakav novac ne može ovo popraviti. 413 00:15:56,439 --> 00:15:58,272 Čak ni ovoliko? 414 00:15:58,273 --> 00:15:59,341 Čak ni- 415 00:15:59,342 --> 00:16:00,392 [uzdah] 416 00:16:00,410 --> 00:16:03,111 Ja-ja-još uvijek ne mislim trebao bi to učiniti. 417 00:16:03,146 --> 00:16:05,279 Oh, tu je još jedna nula. 418 00:16:05,315 --> 00:16:06,381 Nema veze. 419 00:16:06,416 --> 00:16:09,417 Obećaj mi da nećeš preuzeti odgovornost za Kirka. 420 00:16:09,452 --> 00:16:11,352 U redu, obećavam. 421 00:16:11,388 --> 00:16:13,921 Smislit ću neki drugi način. 422 00:16:14,991 --> 00:16:16,041 Najdraža Marge, 423 00:16:16,042 --> 00:16:17,426 Nisam mogao smisliti drugi način. 424 00:16:17,427 --> 00:16:18,460 [glasno dahće] 425 00:16:18,461 --> 00:16:20,194 Molim te pokušaj ne dahtati. 426 00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:21,295 Bit ću dobro. 427 00:16:21,296 --> 00:16:23,165 Poslat će me u zatvor za bijele ovratnike 428 00:16:23,166 --> 00:16:26,367 koji vjerojatno ima mnogo DV-ova u njihovoj DVD biblioteci. 429 00:16:26,403 --> 00:16:29,437 Poljubi Lisu i Maggie i zadavi dječaka za mene. 430 00:16:29,472 --> 00:16:31,105 Ljubav, Homer. 431 00:16:31,106 --> 00:16:32,341 [pjev za "Everybody Hurts" igranje] 432 00:16:32,342 --> 00:16:36,010 ? Kad ti je dan dug? 433 00:16:37,247 --> 00:16:39,013 ? A noću? 434 00:16:40,183 --> 00:16:43,384 ? Navečer grickate sami? 435 00:16:48,091 --> 00:16:51,459 ? Kad budeš siguran tvoja glad je nestala? 436 00:16:53,196 --> 00:16:55,129 ? Za ovaj život? 437 00:16:56,466 --> 00:16:59,367 ? Pa, mučiš se? 438 00:17:03,273 --> 00:17:07,108 ? Ne dopustite da se ugušite? 439 00:17:10,413 --> 00:17:15,049 ? Samo zbog tvojih usta je li suho? 440 00:17:18,421 --> 00:17:22,957 ? Svi Kirks? 441 00:17:24,027 --> 00:17:27,128 ? Mrvica-puta ? 442 00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:33,401 ? Pa, svi Kirks? 443 00:17:35,338 --> 00:17:37,338 ? Mrvica-puta ? 444 00:17:37,373 --> 00:17:41,943 ? Kad krekeri okus laži? 445 00:17:46,015 --> 00:17:50,351 ? Svi Kirks? 446 00:17:50,386 --> 00:17:53,321 ? Toliko o tome? 447 00:17:54,357 --> 00:17:57,191 ? Žvakati? 448 00:17:57,227 --> 00:18:01,996 ? Svi Kirks. ? 449 00:18:03,133 --> 00:18:04,398 Žvakaj, Kirk. 450 00:18:07,203 --> 00:18:09,337 Moram razgovarati svom mužu sada. 451 00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:10,372 Oh, pogledaj. 452 00:18:10,373 --> 00:18:12,340 Kitty treba svoje klupko. 453 00:18:12,375 --> 00:18:15,209 Vidim da si nosila tvoja najdroljasta haljina. 454 00:18:15,245 --> 00:18:17,178 Što god. gdje je on 455 00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:22,050 Oh, Kirk, znam da nisi krivac za ovu depresiju, 456 00:18:22,051 --> 00:18:23,101 i žao mi je. 457 00:18:23,119 --> 00:18:25,052 [stenjanje] 458 00:18:25,053 --> 00:18:26,088 Ali Homer je- 459 00:18:26,089 --> 00:18:28,022 Prestanite jesti puretinu! 460 00:18:28,057 --> 00:18:29,223 Bleh. 461 00:18:29,259 --> 00:18:31,058 Probuditi se! 462 00:18:31,094 --> 00:18:33,227 [zavijanje] 463 00:18:33,263 --> 00:18:37,064 Kirk, samo si trebao koristiti tuš u bazenu. 464 00:18:37,100 --> 00:18:38,266 Tužno, Marge. 465 00:18:38,301 --> 00:18:40,201 Samo tužno. 466 00:18:40,236 --> 00:18:44,038 Homer je na putu da priznaš svoje zločine. 467 00:18:44,073 --> 00:18:46,440 Moraš otići u FBI i reci im istinu. 468 00:18:46,476 --> 00:18:49,210 Moja kuća plače nada mnom. 469 00:18:49,245 --> 00:18:51,279 Dr. Hibbert mi je dao vaše tablete. 470 00:18:51,314 --> 00:18:53,381 Bog ga voli, ali on je tako neetičan. 471 00:18:53,416 --> 00:18:56,217 Ako uzmete ove, osjećat ćeš se bolje. 472 00:18:56,252 --> 00:18:58,953 Ali nitko me ne voli kad sam običan Kirk. 473 00:18:58,954 --> 00:19:00,389 Kad sam prestao uzimati lijekove, 474 00:19:00,390 --> 00:19:02,290 svidjela sam se svima. 475 00:19:02,325 --> 00:19:04,926 Nisam. Ali ako ti je ikada bilo stalo 476 00:19:04,961 --> 00:19:06,961 o vašem prijateljstvu sa Homerom, 477 00:19:06,996 --> 00:19:08,196 uzmi ovo. 478 00:19:09,999 --> 00:19:12,033 [gunđanje, gutljaji] 479 00:19:12,068 --> 00:19:14,168 Homera nije bilo tako dugo. 480 00:19:14,169 --> 00:19:16,405 Nema vremena za nadoknađivanje njemu prije nego što prizna 481 00:19:16,406 --> 00:19:18,406 a moja obitelj je uništena. 482 00:19:18,441 --> 00:19:20,408 opa Da, postoji. 483 00:19:20,443 --> 00:19:22,343 The-the Aqua Rocket. 484 00:19:22,378 --> 00:19:25,046 Nema Aqua Rocketa. 485 00:19:25,081 --> 00:19:28,950 Samo postoji u vašem maničnom, psihotičnom umu. 486 00:19:28,985 --> 00:19:30,151 ? ? 487 00:19:30,186 --> 00:19:32,186 Aah! 488 00:19:38,428 --> 00:19:40,995 Ovo je nevjerojatno. 489 00:19:41,030 --> 00:19:43,030 Oh, nisam ni mogao dobiti prava boja. 490 00:19:43,031 --> 00:19:44,433 Projektili čak ni ne rade. 491 00:19:44,434 --> 00:19:46,267 tako sam glup. 492 00:19:51,407 --> 00:19:54,976 Je li ovo ono što je manično osjeća kao? 493 00:19:54,977 --> 00:19:56,011 Da. 494 00:19:56,012 --> 00:19:58,446 Sad shvaćam. 495 00:20:01,351 --> 00:20:03,150 Aqua Rocket?! 496 00:20:06,189 --> 00:20:08,155 Ali ne mogu te pustiti u zatvor. 497 00:20:08,191 --> 00:20:09,357 Svijet te treba. 498 00:20:09,392 --> 00:20:11,092 trebam te. 499 00:20:11,127 --> 00:20:13,327 Osoba koju trebate maničan je Kirk. 500 00:20:13,363 --> 00:20:15,162 I otišao je. 501 00:20:15,198 --> 00:20:17,064 Ali namjeravali smo prošetati dolje 502 00:20:17,100 --> 00:20:19,166 nepoznati put zajedno. 503 00:20:19,167 --> 00:20:20,235 Hej, hej. 504 00:20:20,236 --> 00:20:23,204 Uvijek ćemo imati CrackerCon Cleveland. 505 00:20:27,277 --> 00:20:29,343 Kirk, nikad ne zaboravi- 506 00:20:29,379 --> 00:20:32,413 ti si najbolji frajer. 507 00:20:40,919 --> 00:20:43,392 ["Superman" R.E.M. igranje] 508 00:20:43,393 --> 00:20:45,226 -? ja sam ? -? ja sam ? 509 00:20:45,261 --> 00:20:48,229 ? Ja sam Superman? 510 00:20:48,264 --> 00:20:52,099 ? I znam što se događa. ? 511 00:20:55,704 --> 00:20:58,906 ? Ako odeš milijun milja daleko? 512 00:20:58,941 --> 00:21:02,777 ? Pronaći ću te, curo? 513 00:21:02,812 --> 00:21:05,980 ? Vjeruj mi kad kažem da znam? 514 00:21:06,015 --> 00:21:09,183 ? Put do tvog srca? 515 00:21:09,218 --> 00:21:11,152 ? ja sam ? 516 00:21:11,187 --> 00:21:14,121 ? Ja sam Superman? 517 00:21:14,157 --> 00:21:17,224 ? I znam što se događa? 518 00:21:19,095 --> 00:21:21,762 -? ja sam ? -? ja sam ? 519 00:21:21,798 --> 00:21:24,765 ? Ja sam Superman? 520 00:21:24,801 --> 00:21:27,868 ? I ne mogu ništa. ? 521 00:21:27,869 --> 00:21:30,038 Titliranje sponzorirano od